Hey Postman Uncle, what do you have for me today?
Postman Uncle, isn't it a lovely day?
I like your tan-brown uniform
and the weirdly-shaped hat you have on
Grandma's inside, she's old and tired
so she sent me to the veranda to sign
I feel like a big girl, signing for things!
Will you let me practice my handwriting?
Hey, wait, what are you doing down there?
That hurts, but I'll pretend I didn't feel it and don't care.
Here's your pen back, Postman Uncle, be on your way
I'm a little confused, but I hope you have a lovely day.